You Sure Look Swell

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

(via kitkaterpiller)

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

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Lynx footsies are mostly floof

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

(main image source)

Lynx footsies are mostly floof

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(via kitkaterpiller)

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

(via kitkaterpiller)

At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.

Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.

Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.

Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*

Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.

Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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jordanpowers1995:

strawberrypantsu:

i CAN HEAR THIS PICTURE fUCK

"with soul"

jordanpowers1995:

strawberrypantsu:

i CAN HEAR THIS PICTURE fUCK

"with soul"

(via comosealpaca)

booitsnialler:

blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? used your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard

(Source: okaywork, via kitkaterpiller)

nbchannibal:

palindroned:

Hannibal Lecter + Alcohol

*sips murderously*

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tyrannia:

shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease

“somebody that i used to know”

(Source: vocaroo, via kitkaterpiller)

bloogue:

prbuick11:

bloogue

LOOK AT THE PUPPIES

I CANT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME!

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via heylookitslisa)

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

(Source: digg, via kitkaterpiller)

sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

But it’s better to cry in your private jet than on the broken down curb outside the 7-11

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